Obama

Obama (full name Obama Bin Laden Care) was born August 4, 1961. Obama is an American politician and attorney who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017.

After his presidency, he started playing the game Pony Town. After observing Piss doing some trolling, he decided to do the same by emailing them. Obama, however, was unsuccessful in his trolling endeavors and ended up getting ass fucked 2x harder. Piss saw his efforts to be quite adorable, and started flirting with Obama.

After becoming fast friends, they met up at what is now famously known as The Obama Sex Tree for some homoerotic coitus. They continued this routine for some time, before Obama caught feelings. It was unspoken, but romance had evolved from their previously "not gay but lets totally bang" attitude.

It was at this point there was an unfortunate accident. Michelle Obama had a heart-attack while falling down the stairs, and then hitting her head on the bathtub at the bottom of the stairs and drowning after getting an anonymous tip about Obama's affair. Learning about the news put Obama in a deep depression. He ran away to the ocean, heartbroken, being tailed by Piss. He was then proposed to by Piss, after a decoration of love.

Not long after, they celebrated in marriage. Obama, masking his guilt and sorrow with joy, broke down when talking to Shit. He told her that he actually pushed Michelle down the stairs, for MURDEROUS PURPOSES. Shit couldn't stand living with the knowledge that her gayest chum's husband was actually a killer. In a ruse to get closer to Piss, she told them the whole story. Shocked, Piss tried to get ahold of Obama, but he had already fled the country according to Shit's word. Obama sent an email to Piss that described a carefully crafted message, full of clues hinting that he didn't actually kill Michelle.

Whether Obama killed Michelle or not is still up for trial.

As the story progressed, it turns out Obama didn't kill Michelle, but was still punished for it. He was directed to be sent to Mars, and stay there.